{"id":901,"date":"2022-09-23T18:45:59","date_gmt":"2022-09-23T18:45:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/coldnoodlecreative.com\/?page_id=901"},"modified":"2025-10-21T19:43:43","modified_gmt":"2025-10-21T19:43:43","slug":"press-kit","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/coldnoodlecreative.com\/?page_id=901","title":{"rendered":"The Mismatched Human &#8211; Press Kit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div class=\"et_d4_element et_pb_section et_pb_section_0  et_pb_css_mix_blend_mode et_pb_fullwidth_section et_section_regular et_pb_section--with-menu et_block_section\" >\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"et_pb_with_border et_pb_module et_d4_element et_pb_fullwidth_menu et_pb_fullwidth_menu_0 menu-module-no-dropdown-icon et_pb_bg_layout_light  et_pb_text_align_right et_dropdown_animation_fade et_pb_fullwidth_menu_fullwidth et_pb_fullwidth_menu--without-logo 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et_pb_column et_pb_column_0  et_pb_css_mix_blend_mode et-last-child et_block_column\">\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"et_pb_module et_d4_element et_pb_image et_pb_image_0\">\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t<span class=\"et_pb_image_wrap \"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"2560\" height=\"1280\" src=\"https:\/\/coldnoodlecreative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/TMH-Website-Banner-scaled.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"TMH Website Banner\" srcset=\"https:\/\/coldnoodlecreative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/TMH-Website-Banner-scaled.jpg 2560w, https:\/\/coldnoodlecreative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/TMH-Website-Banner-1280x640.jpg 1280w, https:\/\/coldnoodlecreative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/TMH-Website-Banner-980x490.jpg 980w, https:\/\/coldnoodlecreative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/TMH-Website-Banner-480x240.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"(min-width: 0px) and (max-width: 480px) 480px, (min-width: 481px) and 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class=\"et_pb_main_blurb_image et_pb_css_mix_blend_mode\"><a href=\"https:\/\/coldnoodlecreative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/MEDIA-KIT-BIOCONTACT-MHawkins-FINAL.pdf\" target=\"_blank\"><span class=\"et_pb_image_wrap et_pb_only_image_mode_wrap\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1414\" height=\"2000\" src=\"https:\/\/coldnoodlecreative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/MEDIA-KIT-BIO-FINAL.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/coldnoodlecreative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/MEDIA-KIT-BIO-FINAL.jpg 1414w, https:\/\/coldnoodlecreative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/MEDIA-KIT-BIO-FINAL-1280x1810.jpg 1280w, https:\/\/coldnoodlecreative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/MEDIA-KIT-BIO-FINAL-980x1386.jpg 980w, https:\/\/coldnoodlecreative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/MEDIA-KIT-BIO-FINAL-480x679.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"(min-width: 0px) and (max-width: 480px) 480px, (min-width: 481px) and (max-width: 980px) 980px, (min-width: 981px) and (max-width: 1280px) 1280px, (min-width: 1281px) 1414px, 100vw\" class=\"et-waypoint et_pb_animation_top et_pb_animation_top_tablet et_pb_animation_top_phone wp-image-1081\" \/><\/span><\/a><\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"et_pb_blurb_container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t<\/div><div class=\"et_pb_button_module_wrapper et_pb_button_0_wrapper et_pb_button_alignment_center et_pb_module \">\n\t\t\t\t<a class=\"et_pb_button et_d4_element et_pb_button_0 et_pb_bg_layout_light et_block_module\" href=\"https:\/\/coldnoodlecreative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/MEDIA-KIT-BIOCONTACT-MHawkins-FINAL.pdf\" target=\"_blank\" data-icon=\"$\">Author Bio (PDF)<\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t<\/div><div class=\"et_d4_element et_pb_column_1_3 et_pb_column et_pb_column_2  et_pb_css_mix_blend_mode et_block_column\">\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"et_pb_module et_d4_element et_pb_blurb et_pb_blurb_1  et_pb_text_align_center  et_pb_blurb_position_top et_block_module et_pb_bg_layout_light\">\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"et_pb_blurb_content\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"et_pb_main_blurb_image et_pb_css_mix_blend_mode\"><a href=\"https:\/\/coldnoodlecreative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/MEDIA-KIT-TMH-Book-Synopsis.pdf\" target=\"_blank\"><span class=\"et_pb_image_wrap et_pb_only_image_mode_wrap\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1414\" height=\"2000\" src=\"https:\/\/coldnoodlecreative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/MEDIA-KIT-Synopsis.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/coldnoodlecreative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/MEDIA-KIT-Synopsis.jpg 1414w, https:\/\/coldnoodlecreative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/MEDIA-KIT-Synopsis-1280x1810.jpg 1280w, https:\/\/coldnoodlecreative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/MEDIA-KIT-Synopsis-980x1386.jpg 980w, https:\/\/coldnoodlecreative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/MEDIA-KIT-Synopsis-480x679.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"(min-width: 0px) and (max-width: 480px) 480px, (min-width: 481px) and (max-width: 980px) 980px, (min-width: 981px) and (max-width: 1280px) 1280px, (min-width: 1281px) 1414px, 100vw\" class=\"et-waypoint et_pb_animation_top et_pb_animation_top_tablet et_pb_animation_top_phone wp-image-1050\" \/><\/span><\/a><\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"et_pb_blurb_container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t<\/div><div class=\"et_pb_button_module_wrapper et_pb_button_1_wrapper et_pb_button_alignment_center et_pb_module \">\n\t\t\t\t<a class=\"et_pb_button et_d4_element et_pb_button_1 et_pb_bg_layout_light et_block_module\" href=\"https:\/\/coldnoodlecreative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/MEDIA-KIT-TMH-Book-Synopsis.pdf\" target=\"_blank\" data-icon=\"$\">Book synopsis (PDF)<\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t<\/div><div class=\"et_d4_element et_pb_column_1_3 et_pb_column et_pb_column_3  et_pb_css_mix_blend_mode et-last-child et_block_column\">\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"et_pb_module et_d4_element et_pb_blurb et_pb_blurb_2  et_pb_text_align_center  et_pb_blurb_position_top et_block_module et_pb_bg_layout_light\">\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"et_pb_blurb_content\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"et_pb_main_blurb_image et_pb_css_mix_blend_mode\"><span class=\"et_pb_image_wrap et_pb_only_image_mode_wrap\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1575\" height=\"2400\" src=\"https:\/\/coldnoodlecreative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/TMH-Cover.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/coldnoodlecreative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/TMH-Cover.jpg 1575w, https:\/\/coldnoodlecreative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/TMH-Cover-1280x1950.jpg 1280w, https:\/\/coldnoodlecreative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/TMH-Cover-980x1493.jpg 980w, https:\/\/coldnoodlecreative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/TMH-Cover-480x731.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"(min-width: 0px) and (max-width: 480px) 480px, (min-width: 481px) and (max-width: 980px) 980px, (min-width: 981px) and (max-width: 1280px) 1280px, (min-width: 1281px) 1575px, 100vw\" class=\"et-waypoint et_pb_animation_top et_pb_animation_top_tablet et_pb_animation_top_phone wp-image-830\" \/><\/span><\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"et_pb_blurb_container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t<\/div><div class=\"et_pb_button_module_wrapper et_pb_button_2_wrapper et_pb_button_alignment_center et_pb_module \">\n\t\t\t\t<a class=\"et_pb_button et_d4_element et_pb_button_2 et_pb_bg_layout_light et_block_module\" href=\"https:\/\/coldnoodlecreative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/TMH-Cover.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" data-icon=\"$\">Approved Book Image 1<\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><div class=\"et_pb_button_module_wrapper et_pb_button_3_wrapper et_pb_button_alignment_center et_pb_module \">\n\t\t\t\t<a class=\"et_pb_button et_d4_element et_pb_button_3 et_pb_bg_layout_light et_block_module\" href=\"https:\/\/coldnoodlecreative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/TMH-Cover-Mockup-scaled.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" data-icon=\"$\">Approved Book Image 2<\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t<\/div><div class=\"et_d4_element et_pb_row et_pb_row_2  et_pb_css_mix_blend_mode et_block_row\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"et_d4_element et_pb_column_1_3 et_pb_column et_pb_column_4  et_pb_css_mix_blend_mode et_block_column\">\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"et_pb_module et_d4_element et_pb_blurb et_pb_blurb_3  et_pb_text_align_center  et_pb_blurb_position_top et_block_module et_pb_bg_layout_light\">\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"et_pb_blurb_content\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"et_pb_main_blurb_image et_pb_css_mix_blend_mode\"><span class=\"et_pb_image_wrap et_pb_only_image_mode_wrap\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1080\" height=\"1350\" src=\"https:\/\/coldnoodlecreative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Approved-Pics.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/coldnoodlecreative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Approved-Pics.jpg 1080w, https:\/\/coldnoodlecreative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Approved-Pics-980x1225.jpg 980w, https:\/\/coldnoodlecreative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Approved-Pics-480x600.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"(min-width: 0px) and (max-width: 480px) 480px, (min-width: 481px) and (max-width: 980px) 980px, (min-width: 981px) 1080px, 100vw\" class=\"et-waypoint et_pb_animation_top et_pb_animation_top_tablet et_pb_animation_top_phone wp-image-965\" \/><\/span><\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"et_pb_blurb_container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t<\/div><div class=\"et_pb_button_module_wrapper et_pb_button_4_wrapper et_pb_button_alignment_center et_pb_module \">\n\t\t\t\t<a class=\"et_pb_button et_d4_element et_pb_button_4 et_pb_bg_layout_light et_block_module\" href=\"https:\/\/coldnoodlecreative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/MHawkins-Pic-2.png\" target=\"_blank\" data-icon=\"$\">Approved Author Image 1<\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><div class=\"et_pb_button_module_wrapper et_pb_button_5_wrapper et_pb_button_alignment_center et_pb_module \">\n\t\t\t\t<a class=\"et_pb_button et_d4_element et_pb_button_5 et_pb_bg_layout_light et_block_module\" href=\"https:\/\/coldnoodlecreative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/MHawkins-Pic-3.png\" target=\"_blank\" data-icon=\"$\">Approved Author Image 2<\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t<\/div><div class=\"et_d4_element et_pb_column_1_3 et_pb_column et_pb_column_5  et_pb_css_mix_blend_mode et_block_column\">\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"et_pb_module et_d4_element et_pb_blurb et_pb_blurb_4  et_pb_text_align_center  et_pb_blurb_position_top et_block_module et_pb_bg_layout_light\">\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"et_pb_blurb_content\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"et_pb_main_blurb_image et_pb_css_mix_blend_mode\"><a href=\"https:\/\/coldnoodlecreative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/MEDIA-KIT-TMH-Sample-QA-MHawkins.pdf\"><span class=\"et_pb_image_wrap et_pb_only_image_mode_wrap\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1414\" height=\"2000\" src=\"https:\/\/coldnoodlecreative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/MEDIA-KIT-Sample-QA.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/coldnoodlecreative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/MEDIA-KIT-Sample-QA.jpg 1414w, https:\/\/coldnoodlecreative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/MEDIA-KIT-Sample-QA-1280x1810.jpg 1280w, https:\/\/coldnoodlecreative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/MEDIA-KIT-Sample-QA-980x1386.jpg 980w, https:\/\/coldnoodlecreative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/MEDIA-KIT-Sample-QA-480x679.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"(min-width: 0px) and (max-width: 480px) 480px, (min-width: 481px) and (max-width: 980px) 980px, (min-width: 981px) 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